{"product_id":"santa-gone-wild","title":"Santa Gone Wild","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMeet the kitchen towel that says, “I baked the cookies… but I also drank the eggnog.”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese Christmas kitchen towels bring you a whole cast of Santas—from classic jolly ol’ St. Nick to the slightly questionable life choices version (we’re looking at you, bubblegum Santa 👀). Toss in a sassy Mrs. Claus with a naughty habit, a little holiday chaos, and suddenly your kitchen feels less like a Hallmark movie… and more like a Christmas party you actually want to attend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re hosting, baking, or just pretending you have your life together while hiding in the pantry eating cookies...this towel gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from soft, absorbent fabric that can handle spills, crumbs, and emotional support during family gatherings, it’s equal parts functional and hilariously festive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest…\u003cbr\u003eIf Santa can deliver gifts to the whole world in one night, he’s definitely not doing it sober\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mom who’s \u003cem\u003ethis close\u003c\/em\u003e to losing it during Christmas dinner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who shows up with wine instead of a side dish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who believes Santa deserves a personality upgrade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cem\u003e18\"\u003c\/em\u003e x 28\" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWith flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\"\u003emaking them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\"\u003eDespite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\"\u003eThey are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47225503481958,"sku":"sku-48092716400854","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/1613\/9622\/files\/santamainsa.jpg?v=1790011257","url":"https:\/\/berrydtreasures.net\/products\/santa-gone-wild","provider":"Berry'd Treasures","version":"1.0","type":"link"}